A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY
Naked man crashes truck into house, tenant fights off man with hammer
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)
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May 27, 2011
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The man was naked, and he had a hammer? I'm never moving to Maine.
Posted by: wiredog | May 27, 2011 at 10:37 AM
The guy was [Comment deletedd for improper "stick shift" reference.]
Posted by: Martini Shark | May 27, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Some people get naked men at their houses, I get Jehovah's Witnesses. Not fair! Sharkie, email me the deleted comment would you?
*takes 'd' off Sharkie's stick shift*
Posted by: nursecindy | May 27, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Headline writers ain't what they used to be. Shoulda been Police Say Tenant With Hammer Started Hitting Man, Naked, With Aforementioned Hammer, After Man (N.B. "After" Refers To Action Related In This Story, Not What Police Say) Tried To Crash Truck Into House, Mistakenly Hitting Wrong House, Occupied By Tenant With Aforementioned Hammer.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | May 27, 2011 at 11:21 AM
As Forrest says, "Hammered is as hammered does."
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 27, 2011 at 11:26 AM
Judi? Just Some Guy gave me a headache!
Posted by: nursecindy | May 27, 2011 at 11:27 AM
Hutchins is facing several charges, including assault and operating under the influence.
Good thing we wasn't a doctor. (Operating under the influence.)
Posted by: funny man | May 27, 2011 at 11:50 AM
Eli was hammered twice.
Posted by: Coconuts | May 27, 2011 at 01:34 PM
Cindy, my wife keeps getting those headaches. It must be going around.
Posted by: Steve | May 27, 2011 at 02:43 PM
Pain In Head Area Suffered and Described As "Headache" By Nursecindy After (Temporally) Said Headache Caused, Allegedly, By Reading (By Said Nurse) of Previous Comment
Posted by: Just Some Guy | May 27, 2011 at 02:50 PM
Machetes can cause headaches, too. Just sayin....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 27, 2011 at 02:51 PM
What a country! In America, some guy gives you headache. In Soviet Russia, headache gives you just some guy!
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff | May 27, 2011 at 02:59 PM
I can only hope he said something like this when he stepped out of the truck.
Posted by: Ken in Jax | May 27, 2011 at 03:35 PM
That reminds me of that Disney ride: " Drunken Naked men of the Caribbean. "
Posted by: Clankazoid | May 27, 2011 at 03:49 PM
or "Country Bare Jamboree"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 27, 2011 at 04:20 PM
*takes two more aspirin and SMACKS Just Some Guy*
Posted by: nursecindy | May 27, 2011 at 05:06 PM
When I was in college an acquaintance, who might have consumed too much alcohol drove his car through the window of one of those half basement apartments in the building where he lived. Just his luck it was inhabited by football players who made it clear to him his chances of survival were much better if he waited in what was left of his vehicle until the police arrived.
Posted by: Wingnut | May 27, 2011 at 07:24 PM