WITH A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN LOOMING, IT'S TIME TO TAKE MEANINGFUL CITIZEN ACTION IN THE FORM OF: A CAPTION CONTEST
Here's a photo of some Art:
You are invited to come up with a caption for this photo. At some random point we'll cut off the entries and declare a winner, who will receive an autographed copy of I'll Mature When I'm Dead (just out in paperback) with a retail value of $147 million.
UPDATE: The Caption Contest apparently has averted the government shutdown, so we are now closing the comments. We will announce a winner just as soon as we announce a winner. Thank you all for participating. Please resume your medications.