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April 24, 2011


Russians insist: 'We never, ever had sex in space'

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)


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Rule number one in Space Sex Club...

Hmmm... I guess everyone's off at church. (Or traveling in a hand-basket.)

yeah, yeah. i never had sex with that woman.............ok, whatever.

Good to know, I guess.

As space travel progresses there are bound to be problems with astronauts visiting the asteroids and Uranus.

What happens in Uranus, stays in Uranus.

What club do you belong to if you have sex in space? I know you belong to the Mile High Club if you have it in an airplane. Annie told me.

Let's ask Mr. Chekov.

In space, is it position 69 or 96?

You mean in all this time, no one has seen stars and fireworks?

In space, no one can hear you ..... um, you know....

One benefit: since everything is weightless and floats, no wet spot on the bed. The ceiling maybe.

How soon we all forget. Its referred to as "Exploring the Appalachian Trail". Dave taught me that.

Maybe they tried but kept floating away from each other?

"Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your ED pill
and put your condom on"

"Houston, I'm ready to attempt re-entry."

Blast off!

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