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March 03, 2011

WITHIN HOURS, IT WAS VICE PRESIDENT FOR MARKETING

Griffith, a mechanical engineer, was sitting in a conference room working at a computer before a 9 a.m. meeting when a large muscovy duck smashed through an outside window and ended up in the seat next to him.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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There was no one in the room to warn him by shouting "duck!"

There's a good reason that donuts should be brought to early morning meetings just before the scheduled start time. Otherwise, every creature within a block will descend on the meeting just for the freebie.

And yet another high-ranking corporate executive lays an egg.

muscovy duck?
them's good eatin'

When asked who was going to pay for the broken window, the duck said "Put in on my bill."

Too funny...
Ayla McIntosh

Isn't it, "Donald Duck, duck!", Cheesewiz?

Duck a l'orange, yum.

I mostly turn the ducks I shoot into gumbo.

First ya make a roux . . .

wabbit season! duck season!

Duck season! BOOM!

These are a stank-ass introduced species all over the place here. Had a friend from out of state referring to them as "city-turkeys". The fact that it was back to swimming in a drainage ditch sums it all up.

Muscovy Ducks? The Яussians are coming! The Яussians are coming!

Did it shout "AAAFLLLAAACCCCKKKKKK!!!" ?

Q: What does a duck do when it flies upside down?

A: It quacks up.

I like it, BAB!

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