TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS
Neighbor attacked with marshmallow fork
(Thanks to Ralph)
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March 23, 2011
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There's smore to this story than was told.
Posted by: Steve | March 23, 2011 at 09:06 AM
Exactly, Steve.
Elyria police said the 42-year-old woman knocked early Monday on the door of a neighbor who described her expression as having "the look of death in her eyes,"
Is he by any chance an aspiring mystery novelist? Or was it the reporter putting words in his mouth?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 23, 2011 at 09:38 AM
What in heck is a marshmallow fork. A tool for wimps too dainty to use a stick?
Posted by: Elon | March 23, 2011 at 10:07 AM
When marshmallow forks are outlawed....
Posted by: Ralph | March 23, 2011 at 10:34 AM
And he never let out a peep.
Posted by: bonmot | March 23, 2011 at 12:01 PM
...only outlaws will fork marshmallows.
Which sounds like a really filthy euphemism.
Posted by: wiredog | March 23, 2011 at 12:02 PM
Because he wouldn't kiss her?
Posted by: funny man | March 23, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Marshmallow Forkers WGAGNFARB
Posted by: Mazar Larry | March 23, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Police said the woman, who was not identified by The Morning Journal, stabbed the neighbor in the chest with a small pitchfork used for toasting marshmallows.
Try asking your local hardware store for that. Or the
grocery store. Or your local farm implement store, which is usually a coop.
They be laughing in the aisles for hours.
Posted by: funny man | March 23, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Let's Mrs. Staypuft makes a swift recovery.
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 23, 2011 at 01:02 PM
*snork* @ Steve.
Posted by: bonmot | March 23, 2011 at 01:29 PM
She was burned out and he was burned up.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 23, 2011 at 01:38 PM