THEY ARE IF YOU'RE HOLDING THEM IN YOUR HAND
Oregon court rules teeth not considered dangerous weapon in a fight
(Thanks to Chris Elzi)
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March 24, 2011
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Your own teeth, or someone else's?
It's an important distinction.
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | March 24, 2011 at 01:45 PM
They are if you are Chuck Norris. But you are not.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 24, 2011 at 01:48 PM
Prosthetic ear? That bites..
Posted by: Sean In Akron | March 24, 2011 at 02:02 PM
Cool, this means if I am mad at someone I can just mail my teeth to them and let them bite and then have the bitee return them to me.
Posted by: oldfatguy | March 24, 2011 at 02:04 PM
The sentence will be reduced if he flosses.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 24, 2011 at 02:18 PM
The NHL figured this out decades ago.
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 24, 2011 at 02:20 PM
Defense attorney, examining a witness to the fight: "Now did you actually see Mr. Kuperus bite the ear off his opponent?"
"No, they were scuffling on the ground."
Defense attorney, asking ONE question too many . . .
"Then how do you know he bit the ear off?"
A: "Because I saw him spit it out."
Posted by: bonmot | March 24, 2011 at 02:37 PM
No Mike Tyson jokes yet?
I'll check back later.
Posted by: padraig | March 24, 2011 at 06:19 PM
Friends, Romans....
Posted by: Ralph | March 24, 2011 at 10:15 PM
The victim "requires a prosthetic replacement".
He's going to get a peg-ear?
Man, now all the pirates are gonna be jealous.
Posted by: Steve | March 24, 2011 at 10:39 PM
When teeth are outlawed only outlaws will have teeth. The rest of us will have to gum them!
Posted by: frederic1943 | March 25, 2011 at 12:45 PM