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March 25, 2011

THE NEWS FROM CANADA

Sex doll swiped from Calgary shop

Key Crimestopper Detail: "The male went southeast through a parking lot and jumped a fence carrying the torso like a football," said Insp. James Hardy.

This has been The News From Canada.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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Dating tip for the ladies: if you find out your date is keeping a replica of a female torso in his house for personal gratification, this would be a good idea to try out that can of mace you've been carrying around for years. Definitely don't let him show you his basement.

Old punchline comes to mind: He escaped on a hairy pogostick.

... and he's going to go

all

the

way

!

Because of his extreme BO, it was the only way STan could get a gorl.

Howard Cosell: " Look at that little pervert run ! "

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