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March 25, 2011

THE BURGEONING WORLDWIDE EPIDEMIC OF GUYS PUTTING TOILETS ON THEIR LAWNS

It has spread to Maine.

(Thanks to Kibby F5)

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I "HAD" to ask if they were low flow .... poor reporting indeed!

He's in trouble because he has exceeded the allowable number of lawn toilets by 3. In Maine, you CAN have lawn toilets, but they must be operational.

Disdain in Maine is plainly all in vane.

"You kids get off my lawn!!"
"And stop peeing in that!"

This is cool, I have been trying to think of some good decor for my front yard. For some reason the little lady will not allow the pink flamingo's or the tire painted white with flowers in it. Surely she cannot object to this?????????????????

Here in extreme southern NJ ( not far fron ever-vigilant Bridgeton) it's unusual to find a house that DOESNT have a toilet, with or without flowers, in the yard.

WON'T ALLOW THE PINK FLAMINGOS!!??

Kibby,
I know, right? woman has no class or good taste at all. Hmm, wonder if that is why she married me?

Hmm, what to do? Write a letter to the mayor or put 17 toilets in my yard?

Lawn Gnome, Check
Colorful Flag, Check
Whirly Fans, Check
Globe, Check
Wind chime, Check
Toilet, check

Yep, I'm ready for spring.

One man's toilet is another's throne.

My wife nixed the bathtub half buried with a statue of Lindsay.....er, I mean the Virgin Mary inside.

No class I tell ya.

Just don't tell HER I told ya.

*WHAP!*

The first man out in an Irish Spring is Paddy O'Furniture.

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