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March 28, 2011

THANKS, BUT WE'LL WALK

Richard Simmons does an airline safety video.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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Man, that dude is freaky.

If I see that when I get on the plane tomorrow I am leaving.

And isn't it time for Richard to lose the curls? He's got about 11 hairs left.

We once saw him walking though an airport and yes, he was wearing that same stupid outfit (only in red).

Dave, it's too early for that much energy. I used to have one of Richard Simmons 'Dancing To The Oldies' exercise tapes. I thought it would be easy. I was wrong.

(ahem) Someone in this household used to have them too, cindy, and believe me, she feels the same way.

whatever that is on his head looks like blurred groinage hair

Yes, sandy - he's a d!ckhead.

haha, punkin - butt not very well 'hung' is he?

probably did the 'grab-click-pull' a little too much

It could be worse. Much worse. They could have hired Rebecca Black to do the video.

Gotta love those Kiwis.

My fantasy:

Richard Simmons takes a flight, and gets stranded on
an island (ala Lost, and is never heard from again.

I can dream, can't I? Maybe the smoke monster will get him.

As if we were not suffering enough from the Christchurch earthquake. Ugh.

It is nice to see Richard all slim, face lifted and hair enhanced. Go Rich!

I don't own any of his exercise stuff (and it probably shows) but I enjoy the occasional dose of Richard Simmons just because he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously.

The best airline safety spiel I've heard had a male flight attendant lip-synching the female voice on the speakers, with various comical facial expressions. The FAA sets the requirements for what has to be included, but not the delivery.

On a recent flight, the spiel ended with "enjoy your flight, eat your vegetables, and call your mother." Almost nobody noticed. Maybe Richard Simmons can get more attention, so that people remember to breathe normally when the plane is falling apart.

*grabs a couple of beers and deploys the exit slide*

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