REST EASY, NEW JERSEY
Fruit basket exploded by state police in Bridgeton
(Thanks to Brian Duval)
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March 24, 2011
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You can't be too careful. It might have contained mangoes which are, as we all know, fruits of mass destruction.
Posted by: wiredog | March 24, 2011 at 11:09 AM
"Shutting down the wawa" sounds very tragic and a bit too personal.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 24, 2011 at 11:16 AM
Worst. Smoothie. Ever.
Posted by: bonmot | March 24, 2011 at 11:20 AM
I could understand doing this if it were broccoli
Posted by: oldfatguy | March 24, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Got to keep the Wawa open for business, right, Annie?
Posted by: bonmot | March 24, 2011 at 11:50 AM
I was just in a Wawa last night.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 24, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Is "exploding the fruit basket" in any way related to "tossing the salad"?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | March 24, 2011 at 12:11 PM
Was the wawa in Rahway?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 24, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Orange you glad they apearrantly solved the Basket Case?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 24, 2011 at 12:24 PM
Were kiwis involved? I've always harbored suspicions about them.
Posted by: Steve | March 24, 2011 at 12:35 PM
He thought he saw a suspicious person loitering by the bus, and when he came out found the package in a compartment he thought had been empty.
It was the WaWa Mystery Bunny.
A relative of Brabra WaWa's perhaps.
Good thing he called police! Mustn't allow unaccompabied baskets to roam freely. After all, this isn't the United States...er, it is, isn't it?
Posted by: funny man | March 24, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Well, that was fruitless.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 24, 2011 at 12:40 PM
With this move, cops were raisin some eyebrows at the wawa.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 24, 2011 at 12:49 PM
Wawa, for those of us keeping track is an Indian word (don't know the tribe so don't keep track of that) for goose.
Discuss.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 24, 2011 at 12:52 PM
No - the Indian word for goose is "Aflac." "Wawa" is Indian for "near the mall."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 24, 2011 at 12:55 PM
"Wawa" is the Indian word for "Place where New Jerseyans go to at 5 AM when there's no milk for breakfast"
Posted by: Braniff | March 24, 2011 at 01:03 PM
Do you suppose Bin Laden wets his shorts laughing every time he sees an article like this ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 24, 2011 at 01:10 PM
Clank, I'm guessing he wets them regardless.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 24, 2011 at 01:11 PM
Pamegranades and pineapples.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 24, 2011 at 02:12 PM