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March 28, 2011

INCREDIBLY, HE IS NOT SINGLE

2,747 toothpicks in my beard

(Thanks to RussellMc)

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I sure hope he threw those toothpicks away after this stunning feat. Maybe a bearded blog guy can answer this. Why?

Coincidentally, 2747 little chicken hearts wrapped in bacon were served at the next office Christmas party.

It's nice to know at least one member of ZZTop is so
"productive" during their off-tour time.

What do the other guys do? Just watch TV?

right. why?
oh. random a$$hat.

That is one fugly beard.

He looks like a beaver blew up in his face. Ahem.

Somehow this made me think of a porcupine.

I wondered about ke and the wife kissing, but looking at that beard I'm betting thar ship sailed a while ago.

No toothpicks, but we did have a kitten who used to root around in there. We finally figured she had "Mommy" issues and was looking for a nipple.
Oh, and bees. For some reason honeybees used to like to land and look around.
They tickled.

Jesus, Mary and Dale Earnhardt jr, how could this fine specimen of a man be single? Unbelievable!

"There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'"
-- Edward Lear

*aims flamethrower at spammers*

Dammit, I just shaved my beard off! I didn't know there was a contest!

Is there some way to connect "speakers" with "pen drive" and get them caught in an endless loop?
And, maybe, fix it so that whenever they touch their computers they get an electric shock? And, maybe, they turn into jackasses and...no, this fantasy is getting out of hand.

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