HEADSTONE OF THE DAY
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March 29, 2011
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What a gas.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | March 29, 2011 at 01:48 PM
I guess he passed.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 29, 2011 at 02:16 PM
Free at last.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 29, 2011 at 02:20 PM
the smart fellow, he felt smart.
say that three times fast.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | March 29, 2011 at 02:23 PM
Gone with the wind.
Posted by: Punkin | March 29, 2011 at 02:26 PM
Behind him, gassed,
It's in the past.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 29, 2011 at 02:29 PM
Or is that Dust in the Wind?
Posted by: Punkin | March 29, 2011 at 02:29 PM
Buried in the bowels of the earth: The Dumfart remains
Posted by: sandy | March 29, 2011 at 02:42 PM
They buried him in activated charcoal.
Posted by: Punkin | March 29, 2011 at 02:49 PM
Die-vertical-it-is.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 29, 2011 at 02:53 PM
^Rectum? Nope - killed 'em
Posted by: sandy | March 29, 2011 at 02:54 PM
Junior High must have been a living hell.
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 29, 2011 at 02:55 PM
Maria had until 1981 to change her name and didn't take the opportunity. That's where sentimentality will get ya...
Posted by: padraig | March 29, 2011 at 02:56 PM
Still waiting for the Blogettes to describe the Dumfarts they married....
Posted by: padraig | March 29, 2011 at 02:58 PM
Work filter says I can't look cause it is a gambling site????
Posted by: maryqos | March 29, 2011 at 03:00 PM
no gamblin' mary - just 2 lyin' dumfarts
Posted by: sandy | March 29, 2011 at 03:03 PM
The next time I visit my parents' graves, I'll take a picture of one of their neighbors. His nickname was "Stinky"-it says so right there on the stone.
Posted by: Steve | March 29, 2011 at 03:09 PM
who could walk thru this life with that name? hi ma, i'm going over to the dumfarts. that's not nice to talk about our neighbors that way....
Posted by: queensbee | March 29, 2011 at 03:12 PM
RIP in Peace
Posted by: Siouxie | March 29, 2011 at 03:12 PM
pad, I just married an @ss. Close enough ;P
Posted by: Siouxie | March 29, 2011 at 03:13 PM
*snork* @ BFF!
Posted by: Punkin | March 29, 2011 at 03:54 PM
Perhaps pronounced Doom-fairt?
His end was silent, but deadly.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 29, 2011 at 05:46 PM
spose it's better than dumkopf!
Posted by: queensbee | March 29, 2011 at 05:50 PM
Don't miss the Dumfart Trio.
In Danish/Swedish/Norwegian, "Fart" means "speed" as in "Halv Fart" or "Full Fart."
Posted by: Ralph | March 29, 2011 at 06:55 PM
I kind of thinking he not knowing English good.
Posted by: Steve | March 29, 2011 at 10:34 PM