DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE BEHIND HIM
The Preakness has a scary fun new mascot:
(Thanks to Ralph)
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March 31, 2011
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Dave, you should be in this picture,
Posted by: Theresa | March 31, 2011 at 09:57 AM
"Kegasus" Huh? But pegasi have wings! He's a centaur!
He appears to have been gelded, which explains the heavy drinking.
Posted by: wiredog | March 31, 2011 at 09:59 AM
Well, at least I now know the theme of my nightmare tonight.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 31, 2011 at 10:15 AM
It's about time binge drinking got promoted.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 31, 2011 at 10:24 AM
the ":human" part bears a resemblence to Russsel Brand.
ANd does he have a jockey?
and who "cleans up" after him?
I think the Preakness should be renamed the Freakness.
Posted by: funny man | March 31, 2011 at 11:18 AM
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 31, 2011 at 11:47 AM
yikes -
blurredfurred groinagePosted by: sandy | March 31, 2011 at 12:16 PM
I think this year I'm going to move my birthday from August 9th to May 20th so I'm not part of the under-40 target demographic. Yikes! I never want to see that again.
Posted by: IndianaGirl | March 31, 2011 at 12:23 PM
"Kegasus speaks directly to our infield fest demographic with his no-nonsense personality and total embodiment of a good time," Jockey Club President Tom Chuckas said.
So this was
ChuckassesChuckas's idea?Someone's headed for beer trots
Posted by: sandy | March 31, 2011 at 12:25 PM
Edgar?
Posted by: Siouxie | March 31, 2011 at 02:00 PM
(((((((Siouxie))))))) That was SO full of win. :D :D :D
Posted by: Diva | March 31, 2011 at 02:04 PM
Rode hard and put away stupid. Blech!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 31, 2011 at 02:17 PM
Aw man, Dave! That was crueler than every Manilow picture you've ever linked, put together!
Posted by: Renee (the First) | March 31, 2011 at 03:35 PM
BEER GUT? Sorry, but if you can see your toes, or hooves as the case may be, you don't even have a good start. That's a real insult to those of us who take pride in our years of effort.
Posted by: Wingnut | March 31, 2011 at 03:53 PM
Damn you, Photoshop !
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 31, 2011 at 05:15 PM
Since when do the phrases "no-nonsense personality" and "a good time" belong in the same sentence?
My best times ever were when I wasn't in the same zip code as "sense".
Posted by: Steve | March 31, 2011 at 10:45 PM
Fans will be invited "to pursue sunstroke and alcohol poisoning."
Best line lol
Posted by: Jared | April 04, 2011 at 01:42 PM