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I, too, retorted, asking, indeed, why this reporter used so many commas.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 23, 2011 at 02:32 PM
Well, they're cops. They have to have SOMEthing to hang all them tasers and guns and handcuffs from. Although Siouxie might have some, er, minimalist ideas for what that might entail.
Posted by: padraig | March 23, 2011 at 02:33 PM
Key quote: "A concerned woman tried to cover the man's parts with a towel, but the towel didn't stay."
So clearly this was a lifestyle choice, and not a sex thing
Posted by: Betsy | March 23, 2011 at 02:56 PM
Next time, try gently stapling the towel to the gentleman's backside.
Posted by: Hints from Heloise | March 23, 2011 at 02:58 PM
Annie,
The reporter, is Canadian, just, like, William Shatner.
Posted by: wiredog | March 23, 2011 at 02:58 PM
What a hoser!
Posted by: Sean In Akron | March 23, 2011 at 03:26 PM
Is that how he "baffled" the cops, by asking them the tough question?
Perhaps he expected them to say, "damn, he's right,why are we wearing clothes, let's get naked."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 23, 2011 at 03:41 PM
Out of curiosity, I clicked on the "weather" link to see how cold it was where this happened. It was 8C, so either it was on the eighth floor, apt. C. or the third floor, apt. 8.
I still don't know how cold it was.
Posted by: Steve | March 23, 2011 at 04:08 PM
"The only way to solve the paradox, the police officers decided, was to check the naked man into hospital for a mental health assessment."
ya think?
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | March 23, 2011 at 04:33 PM
" ... retorted, asking ... "
It would appear that the "reporter" had a prior job in the Department of Redundancy Department ...
OH! WAIT!
That story is written in Canadian ... my error in judging this as improper usage is egregious indeed ... I do apologize ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | March 23, 2011 at 05:39 PM
He liked the breeze 'tween his knees. Eh?
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 23, 2011 at 05:50 PM
According to google:
8 Celsius = 46 Fahrenheit
Seems kinda chilly for no clothes.
Posted by: Kristina L | March 23, 2011 at 10:08 PM
I saw the Naked Canadians open for Smashing Pumpkins. Whose lead singer was also known for letting it all hang out. On stage.
Posted by: Wolfsong | March 23, 2011 at 10:16 PM
'I'm homeless', he retorted, 'and thought this might be a good way to get someone to check me in somewhere for a room and a few meals.'
Posted by: Curtis E Flush | March 24, 2011 at 06:26 AM