CONVENIENTLY...
...he already has a Florida license.
Helpful Explanation: “I stepped on my brake, I stepped on and off the brake, I don’t know what the hell happened,” Pisano recalled about an hour later, eating a plate of food in the dining room.
(Thanks to Paul Roub)
Either he was "gassed" or he gassed it.
"I don't know what the hell happened..."
Then, sir, why are you driving?
I think he closed his eyes ala Magoo.
Posted by: funny man | March 24, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Maybe he mistook it for a drive-thru gift shop...
which we need more of!
Posted by: Steve the zamasama | March 24, 2011 at 10:09 AM
Rock Ledge? For a second or two, I had high hopes a Blazing Saddles sequel was being filmed.
Posted by: Steve | March 24, 2011 at 10:10 AM
If this was one of those "you break it you buy it" places this guy is in serious trouble.
Posted by: oldfatguy | March 24, 2011 at 10:57 AM
Ah yes, the Grand Marquis, the old Floridians latest car of choice.
I give them a wide berth down there.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 24, 2011 at 10:58 AM
Opa!
Posted by: bonmot | March 24, 2011 at 11:36 AM
And I love how they interviewed him, eating a plate of food in the dining room.
"What the hell; we're here."
Posted by: bonmot | March 24, 2011 at 11:37 AM
The vehicle had a purple electric scooter and hydraulic platform bolted behind its rear bumper.
So before blasting into the shop, he apparently backed over a scooter...better check the trunk for the scooter's owner.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 24, 2011 at 11:45 AM
The rascal. Shoulda been on the Rascal.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 24, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Nice porch. Reminds me of a diner in Arkansas.
Posted by: Mazar Larry | March 24, 2011 at 01:03 PM
"I was going to ask if you'd like that meal for here, or to go -- but it looks like both."
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 24, 2011 at 02:13 PM
Why would you bolt a scooter behind your bumper?
Posted by: Ralph | March 24, 2011 at 08:54 PM