BUT FIRST, A SPELLCHECKER TREATMENT
Oldest NFL chearleader Laura Vikmanis' story getting the Hollywood treatment
(Thanks to oldfatguy)
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March 26, 2011
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Hmmmm, zero fat, stretch marks gone, massive hooters... Well, if the movie doesn't work out, she can get a guest spot on "Nip & Tuck."
Posted by: padraig | March 26, 2011 at 10:11 AM
And they didn't even mention the most touching (so to speak) part of the story, the implants.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 26, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Too late, bad, it's been canceled.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 26, 2011 at 10:13 AM
oops
'pad', not 'bad'
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 26, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Give me a "B." or two.
Posted by: MikeyVA | March 26, 2011 at 10:24 AM
That is one rah-rah I would not mess with. Except maybe to hide her reading glasses. If she can read. Ok, I'm messin' with her.
New Line assigned the story to the writers of "Ratatouille?" This could be interesting.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | March 26, 2011 at 11:10 AM
It would appear that parts of her upper torso are not 42 years old.
Posted by: Flying Manatee | March 26, 2011 at 11:14 AM
'Dyslexic Chearleader Raises the Bra'
Posted by: sandy | March 26, 2011 at 11:19 AM
How many blog guys got their eyes past her breasts and saw her arms? I could start an I.V. on her with my eyes closed. A lot of people don't realize this but, if you are ever standing in line and see someone staring at your arms chances are they are a nurse. We're always on the look out for good veins. It's an occupational hazard.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 26, 2011 at 12:52 PM
She had arms?
Posted by: Steve | March 26, 2011 at 02:28 PM
*SMACKS* Steve. Yes, she has arms. Men!
Posted by: nursecindy | March 26, 2011 at 03:12 PM
Nurse Cindy, every time I get blood drawn they don't look for veins, they just stab me in random places until blood comes out. sheesh.
Posted by: oldfatguy | March 26, 2011 at 03:55 PM
cindy, I certainly noticed her arms. In fact they creeped me out big time
so I had to look at her implants again.Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 26, 2011 at 03:56 PM
oldfatguy, do what I do. Before they stick you for blood point to a good vein and tell them they can stick you there. I give them 2 chances only. Jeff, just remember every time you look at bosoms on the internet Mrs. Meyerson writes down another outlet for you to visit. btw, I have a list of 30 outlets in my area that I need to give her.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 26, 2011 at 04:04 PM
She's the oldest cheerleader? I must admit, when I clicked on the link, I was expecting an 80 year old grandma. Clearly, Hollywood is getting truly desperate.
Posted by: Elon | March 27, 2011 at 12:07 AM
I noticed those arms right away ... well, almost right away ...
I bet sum of the other cheerleaders lied about their age tho ... sum of 'em hafta be at least 38 ... um ... years old, yeah, that's whut I meant ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | March 27, 2011 at 09:39 AM