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February 24, 2011

TIMBERRRR

Cops: Shoplifter Stuffed a Chainsaw Down His Pants

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and ScottMGS)

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One of the workers say they thought he was "crippled" because of the bulge in his pants

Happens to me all the time.

Is that a chainsaw in your pants or are you...nah. Timber.

Is that a chainsaw in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Idiot. He's lucky he's not known as "Old Nutless" now.

Just wait for the next set of instructions to include a warning about storing a chainsaw in your pants.

Andrew Jackson was called "Old Hickory" because he was presidential timbre.

I loved the guys in the video.

I figure the Darwin Award committee should keep an eye on this guy.

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