SPEAKING OF THE OSCARS:
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UPDATE: They sure ask some hard-hitting questions on the red carpet.
UPDATE: Here's an actual example of a red-carpet question: "When you're in the car ride over, who decides what music to listen to?"
UPDATE: Only 18 hours to go!
UPDATE: When I think Hollywood, I think JC Penney.
UPDATE: Only 19 hours to go!
UPDATE: Everybody is very thankful.
UPDATE: The "Wolfman" Achievement in Makeup guy actually looks like a wolf.
UPDATE: An Oscar shoutout to... The great state of Delaware!
UPDATE: The Knicks beat the Heat.
UPDATE: Let's bring Kirk Douglas back out.
UPDATE: Well, that certainly was two minutes and 11 seconds of pure entertainment shoehorned into just a little over three hours. Good night, everyone.