SOMEBODY'S GOING TO HELL
Police Use Stun Gun To Tackle 'God'
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)
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February 18, 2011
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"Go ahead....pull my finger."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | February 18, 2011 at 03:35 PM
Jesus of Tazereth?
Posted by: bonmot | February 18, 2011 at 03:42 PM
**snorks @ bonmot, then climbs in handbasket**
Posted by: nannie | February 18, 2011 at 03:48 PM
One thing most police will tell you is using a stun gun on a suspect that is high on LSD is like throwing gas on a fire. It just makes the situation worse.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 18, 2011 at 04:05 PM
Police should first use non-violent techniques. Having the suspect watch the CHARLIE ROSE show would put him to sleep and thus not need tasers.
Posted by: LeDud | February 18, 2011 at 04:19 PM
The next minute he was dog.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 18, 2011 at 04:53 PM
*snork* at Loudmotuh
I'll have what he's having.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 18, 2011 at 05:14 PM
You heard about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He would lay awake at night, wondering if there was a dog.
Posted by: bonmot | February 18, 2011 at 05:47 PM
Wait'll God humps his leg.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 18, 2011 at 06:08 PM
Let me tell you ,the religious holidays are the worst, you have God and Jesus all over the place...
I don't know where they hide the other times..
Posted by: EB | February 18, 2011 at 08:52 PM
Wait. Isn't God the one who's supposed to zap people?
Posted by: There are Too Darn Many of us Steves Lately | February 18, 2011 at 10:10 PM
When you taze god, does lightning shoot out his a$$? Does the handbasket make any stops or is it an Express?
Posted by: Steve | February 19, 2011 at 10:12 AM
"No officers were injured"??? Then he failed a crucial test. I think When the real God smites you, you pretty much stay smote.
Posted by: Betsy | February 19, 2011 at 01:01 PM
That must have been some stun gun.
Posted by: Clankazoid | February 19, 2011 at 02:12 PM
He must have been really high. Otherwise he would have realized "Hey, I'm God, I snap my fingers and Fort Knox is mine."
Posted by: Wingnut | February 19, 2011 at 06:20 PM