« Previous | Main | Next »

February 25, 2011


Man accused of drunkenly urinating on chicken at Arkansas grocery store

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)


Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.


- as compared to 'soberly'?

"Hey, Joe, we got some more stuff for the 'quick-sale' basket."

"Andy: Cleanup on Aisle 2!"

Tell me it wasn't the Hen House, a midwest chain that
advertises the freshest chickens...

I stand corrected. Kroger's. No wonder some Kroger's

smell like....

But from Dave's headline, I assumed the chicken was

wandering around the store also.

great headline-
the write must be a fan of Dave's

How big is this guy's bladder.......if he "marinated" $500 worth of chicken? just sayin'

Oh, and Ewwwwwwwwwww

Cleanup-- number one!


My first thoughts also, Coconuts. That's a lotta chicken!

I'm in Texas, Jeff, not that hillbilly, inbred, razor-backed rice paddy they call Arkansas.

It was a p-hen

Let's all just be thankful there was no chicken choking involved..

i suspect mr. peac0ck....

The pack it all together in that refrigerated urinal, Coco. And he drank A LOT of alcohol so there was more than enough marinade.

He was pissed that their peckers were bigger than his.

*snork* @EyeGore

Maybe Kroger's didn't have any monkeys to urinate on.

After having the misfortune of driving through Arkansas, I can believe it. What a hell hole.
panic away by joe barry

His wife sent him to the store to get some chickpeas, and that was the best he could do. Under the circumstances.

Did you hear about the woman who cooks carrots and pees in the same pot?

The comments to this entry are closed.

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise