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February 20, 2011

AND THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

PALM BEACH, FL – Thousand of sharks under alien mind control have been spotted just off the coast of south Florida.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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There is so much crazy in this article I don't know where to begin. I will say Philippe Barnes, while cute, is nuttier than a fruitcake. And I don't mean that in a good way.

Alien scum is nothing new. I found it in the sink of an apartment I had in college. My roommate said he just forgot to wash that bowl, but I know better.
It was moving.

Maybe that explains the Kardashians?

This story seems far-fetched, but it's on the The World's Only Reliable News! site, so it must be true.

Spotted sharks? Must be Leopard sharks, eh? Tiger sharks have stripes ...

They're just trying out for the new Synchronized Swimming competition at the Olympics. (And doing well, I might add.)

P.S. The judges will have to be careful during the "Ballet Leg" element to verify the source of any actual legs involved

Oddly, they never attack lawyers.

Professional courtesy, Clank' ...

A subtle blending of legitimate science and nutjabber.

Well done, Overlords!

Looks like an ABA convention.

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