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January 26, 2011


Canadian woman first to graduate with Beatles degree

(Thanks to The Perts)


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That's Liverputian it.


Hope U. all enjoy the show.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Do You Want To Know A Secret, just From Me To You? I Saw Her Standing There and I Should Have Known Better, Because I'ved Got a Feeling that She's A Woman who needs a little Help.

I read the news today, oh boy!

This is a pun disaster waiting to happen.. Please just Let It Be!

*thanks sean for speaking words of wisdom*

People mocked her because they thought the course material was too simple..But Christ, you know it ain't easy..

She was last seen at McDonalds singing,

♫ All you need are fries! All you need are fries! Wouldn't you like some fries, to go with that Big Mac? ♫

Nah nah.
Nah nah nah nah.

Not buyin' it.

Some of those lyrics are easy for a Canadian to remember...

All my troubles seemed so far aw-eh!
Now it seems as though they're here to st-eh!
Oh I believe in yesterd-eh!

Or a Pirate!

I've just gotta kick somebody with this old brown shoe.

Uh, Meanie, just whose songs are you listening to? Or did I miss that Beatles hit?


Take a sad song, make it better, Steve.

(Or try the Wilson Pickett/Duane Allman version....)

Now that she has her degree, she can also become a paperback writer to pay the tax man.

...and then she legally changed her name to Eleanor Rigby.

I wonder if she's gonna regret this When [She's] Sixty-Four?

She came in through the bathroom window and looked lovely for the graduation. Her boyfriend told her "Baby, you can drive my car". And she's like.."Hey, Jude...don't make it bad! It's been like helter skelter 'round here and I just wanna hold your hand." And he's like...Oh darling, please believe me, I'll never do you no wrong..."



I'm so sorry.

When i find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom

"Hey, Look! That's ME on that taco!"

♫ A girl with colitis goes by. ♪

Ooh look! Something shiny!

I understand that she is pursuing a Masters degree at Elvis U.

wow you all seem as insane as i already am.

Paul McCartney is a woman beater. what a waste

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