WE'D IDENTIFY WITH OUR STATE
...but our identity has been stolen.
(Thanks to jon harris)
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January 25, 2011
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*Gets out of the way to avoid stampede as all the blog guys pack it up and move to Utah*
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2011 at 09:42 AM
NH has the highest rate of corporate taxes so that the rest of us can "Live Free or Die".
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 25, 2011 at 09:43 AM
I'm from Pennsylvania. Anybody got a match?
Posted by: Ford79 | January 25, 2011 at 10:01 AM
Notice how they back up most of their entries, but they don't feel like they have to prove cheeseheads drink a lot?
You know, a minute ago I thought I had a point to make about that...
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | January 25, 2011 at 10:07 AM
Washingtonians must be proud to be the leaders in bestiality.
Posted by: Braniff | January 25, 2011 at 10:14 AM
I lived most of my life in Kentucky.
Kentuckians think they can have our cigarettes when they pry them from our cold, dead fingers.
And that's exactly what "they" do.
(No, I don't smoke but I don't mind that the rest do. Leaves more stuff for me).
Posted by: Steve | January 25, 2011 at 10:21 AM
One of the ways that Rahm Emmanuel could show his residency would be to get robbed.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 25, 2011 at 10:27 AM
Come on, New York has to have something better than "worst commute" (which is not news).
And shouldn't New Jersey's claim to fame be Most Corrupt Politicians Sent to Prison?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 25, 2011 at 10:41 AM
jeff,
NJ might be in a close race with Illinois for that title.
Posted by: Braniff | January 25, 2011 at 10:54 AM
Wait, Idaho has the "weakest government influence?" ...And that's a bad thing?
(Packs bags while trying to program "Pocatello" into car's GPS)
Posted by: frodolives | January 25, 2011 at 11:00 AM
North Dakotans should migrate southward to South Dakota and Nebraska to help out their particular statistics.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | January 25, 2011 at 11:02 AM
I like how Delaware has bad taxes but is a haven for corporations. I'd guess that it's *real* people instead of artificial corporate "persons" that are being taxed there.
Posted by: ScottMGS | January 25, 2011 at 11:19 AM
I don't understand title for Maine?
Posted by: Tim in Portland | January 25, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Bypasses Louisiana. Chlaymdia is one thing but Gonnorrhea? I may go through Arizona first before going to Lousisiana.
Finishes planning tour of U.S.
Posted by: Pannus | January 25, 2011 at 11:31 AM
who gnu so many cubans wore pleated jeans?
Posted by: sandy | January 25, 2011 at 11:33 AM
Ohio looks pretty okay.
Posted by: Elon | January 25, 2011 at 11:37 AM
I have a friend that lived in a mobile home in S.C. Actually half of her mobile home was in S.C. The other half was in N.C. On the 4th of July we could legally set off fireworks in her backyard (S.C. side) but not in her front yard since fireworks are illegal in N.C.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 25, 2011 at 11:46 AM
When do the chlamydia bloom?
Annual or perennial?
Posted by: bonmot | January 25, 2011 at 11:55 AM
nc, sounds like your friend has borderline identity issues . . .
Posted by: bonmot | January 25, 2011 at 11:56 AM
*snork* @ sandy!
I must have left my pleated jeans in Cuba.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2011 at 12:07 PM
Why hasn't anyone from NM posted? Oh, wait, ...never mind.
Posted by: frodolives | January 25, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Braniff, I noticed Washington had highest "reported" cases of bestiality. I am sure other states could surpass them, but if they only go by what's reported then some of our home states get left out.
(Clutches chest and cries "I'm coming Elizabeth!")
Posted by: WVplantman | January 25, 2011 at 12:34 PM
"Utah: highest rate of of online porn subscriptions"
Which means they should also get the "Dumbest State", or maybe "Most Law-Abiding State". They're paying for it?
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | January 25, 2011 at 01:05 PM
N.C. probably noticed that while NC has worst schools, they are not the dumbest. hmm
Glad I'm no longer a 20-something at an AF Base in looking for female companionship in Mississippi(fattest) or nearby states (gonorrhea, stroke and identity theft).
Posted by: Mazar Larry | January 25, 2011 at 01:21 PM
I now understand how Mile High Stadium got its name.
Posted by: Dorakay | January 25, 2011 at 01:44 PM
I'll comment as soon as I catch my dog....
"C'mere, come to daddy, you cute little thing!!!"
Posted by: Wolfsong | January 25, 2011 at 01:51 PM
Run doggie,run!!! Down Wolfsong! Mazar Larry if you were in the Air Force then you're (not your) good people. I wuz edukated in Virginia,Illinois, Florida,The Philippines, and Georgia thanks to the USAF. Just my luck. My daughter is in college for a degree in education and N.C. pays teachers the lowest salary in the U.S.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 25, 2011 at 02:02 PM
Who farted?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 25, 2011 at 02:17 PM
Aha! The cheeseheads retire or winter over in Arizona so they can rank in two states. I don't mind so much, as long as they leave their Packer stuff up North.
Posted by: DesertAl | January 25, 2011 at 03:08 PM
Al, I think they'll be leaving their Packer stuff (and cleat marks) on Steeler bodies in Dallas soon...Go Pack Go!
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 25, 2011 at 04:06 PM