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January 18, 2011

THE FRIENDLY SKIES

Family claim planes dropping poo on home

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

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What have they been feeding those planes?

What a load o' crap.

Falling Pooh? Drunken Owl? What next: Kanga the Ho?

Look! Up in the sky.....
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's .... gross!

Must have been JetPoo.

Qantass?

Poo poo platter?

Poo poo splatter is more like it.

Contrary to popular belief, commercial airliners cannot have their toilets intentionally emptied in midair, although there have been leaks. If human poo is falling from the sky, look for a flying asshole or ground-based anal artillery.

Ralph is right about the "blue ice" thing. It proves that, even if you don't live near any military targets, you can still be attacked by an icy B.M.

*snork* @ writerdude

I was NOT dropped from a plane.

It was from the talons of a peppermint owl.

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