THANKS, BUT WE'LL JUST WALK
A German man has won a £20,000 Mini Cooper - after he agreed to have the brand's logo tattooed on his manhood.
(Thanks to B'game, who says "I'd prefer a Hummer")
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"Would you like to see my Mini Cooper turn into a Clubman?"
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | January 25, 2011 at 12:19 PM
Oh man, I did the same thing for "Giovanni's Genuine Italiano Pizzeria and Primo Pasta Emporium" and all I got was free cannoli for life!
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | January 25, 2011 at 12:21 PM
Good thing it was a mini!
Posted by: jon | January 25, 2011 at 12:31 PM
pad, you're gonna need a bigger pizza box.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2011 at 12:37 PM
GM calling ... they want to know if he'd care to promote the Chevy Volt.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2011 at 12:38 PM
rev his engines & it becomes a strrrrrrreettch limmo
Posted by: sandy | January 25, 2011 at 12:41 PM
Get yer motor runnin'
Set out on the sidewalk
Let them put their logo
On your tiny little thing.
Born to be Wild!
Posted by: Mikey | January 25, 2011 at 12:48 PM
Hate to think what he'd do with an offer from Planters.
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 25, 2011 at 12:58 PM
More penile advertising:
A man had his bride's name tattooed on his penis. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. When visiting Jamaica, he stands next to another guy at the urinal, and notices that he, too, has the letters W-Y on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?"
"No, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'"
Posted by: Ralph | January 25, 2011 at 01:53 PM
I see padraig's hallucinating again.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 25, 2011 at 02:04 PM
I'm surprised Johnson didn't think of this first.
Posted by: Clankazoid | January 25, 2011 at 02:09 PM
Was he circumscribed?
Posted by: bonmot | January 25, 2011 at 02:23 PM
Siouxie, I'm going to need your help with the spellchecking...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 25, 2011 at 02:43 PM
Okie dokie, Annnie. We must also be on the lookout for dangling participles.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 25, 2011 at 02:48 PM
No self respecting man would ever put the words "MINI" on what we all know must assuredly behave most like the words on our rear view mirrors - OBJECTS APPEAR...
Posted by: OC Dolphin | January 25, 2011 at 02:53 PM
Well being old I am not worried about impressing anyone, best they could do on me would be MC, if they used small letters. And if they had a lot of big guys to hold me down.
Posted by: oldfatguy | January 25, 2011 at 02:59 PM
Tattooed people come in colors.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | January 25, 2011 at 03:09 PM
The man in that photo is a carbon copy of my neighbor.
Posted by: The Diva | January 25, 2011 at 03:36 PM
Siouxie and Annie must want it in the wurst way.
Posted by: bonmot | January 25, 2011 at 04:01 PM
Not really, butt we're always on the lookout for type-oooooooohs.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 25, 2011 at 06:33 PM
Such a cute little Cooper.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 25, 2011 at 08:24 PM
Pictures! We need pictures!!
Posted by: Miss Chevious | January 26, 2011 at 10:28 AM