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January 30, 2011

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Police: Suspect in attacks put face in women's buttocks

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Chuck Cody)

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"Starkenberg." Didn't he invent Facebook?

I live near that area. What we really need is a little hottie in spandex with the following qualifications:

1) A cute butt
2) A severe case of PMS
3) A black belt in karate

Hey, it's a tough job market. You've got to be willing to do whatever it takes. I think the guy has a bright future in academia.

Good one, Cheesewiz. My first question was, "Whose face was it?" Evidently it was his face. I have a feeling his parents are used to bailing him out of jail. I'll bet he's single. Hey Siouxie! I've got another guy for you!

In an interview with police Tuesday, Starkenburg allegedly said "he goes to the park everyday to watch women run as he likes to watch them 'jiggle and bounce,'" Detective Leslie Smith wrote in a probable cause document.
So, that's illegal in Seattle? Good to know.

"Starkenberg." Didn't he invent Facebook?
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That was the other guy, CW. This guy invented Faceplant. A new form of social networking.

Key legal defense proving his future is NOT in the law: "It's not like I drag the women into the bushes and rape them," Starkenburg allegedly said.

Give the guy a break. Since he lost his job with Nancy Pelosi, he's had nowhere to put his nose.

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up yer butt!

Surprised no one has said it. Crack addict.

He would have gotten away with it if he hadn't been making motorboat noises the entire time....

I can't stand brown-nosers.

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