SPORTS UPDATE
Fans outraged as Boston lacrosse game hosts halftime lap dance contest
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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January 17, 2011
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Why is this coming to us from Australia?
Posted by: bonmot | January 17, 2011 at 10:36 AM
Because no one in the U.S. cared to report it.
Moral: If you're gonna have a lap dance outside the
strip club, make sure you invite everyone to participate either as dancer or as the sittee. That way, no one feels left out.
Better yet, cancel the stupid stunt before you do it.
Since when do juvenilles get to be D.J.'s?
Posted by: funny man | January 17, 2011 at 10:43 AM
Since when is there a National Lacrosse League?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 17, 2011 at 10:52 AM
Who knew?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 17, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Yeah, I'd be mad if someone interrupted my lap dance for the second half of a lacrosse game, too. Geez, just go finish up in the park, wouldja, I'm busy here!
Posted by: padraig | January 17, 2011 at 11:21 AM
People buy season tickets to lacrosse games?
Posted by: nursecindy | January 17, 2011 at 11:22 AM
"Barry Fans Outraged that Video is Not Available"...
Posted by: jon | January 17, 2011 at 11:29 AM
So can you score from the crease?
Posted by: bonmot | January 17, 2011 at 11:39 AM
Shocking, I say. Simply shocking.
I went to a strip joint for a lap dance the other day, and a lacrosse game broke out. Or something.
Posted by: SW | January 17, 2011 at 11:45 AM
bonmot-only if there is high sticking
Posted by: pokerplayer | January 17, 2011 at 11:51 AM
Why do I go to track meets? Two words: pole vault.
Posted by: SW | January 17, 2011 at 11:53 AM
Well it is called box lacrosse for a reason.
To make it more family friendly, the next dance contest will instead be held in the lap of a clown.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 17, 2011 at 11:56 AM
I wonder if the Super Bowl is taking notes ? Nothing would amaze me anymore.
Posted by: LeDud | January 17, 2011 at 12:03 PM
Dave may want to stay inside today. I hear there are tornado warnings in Fla. On the positive side that was not a bomb on the plane at the Miami International Airport and Construction Zone.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 17, 2011 at 12:10 PM
Lighten up. It's fri**in' lacrosse. Fer sure.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 17, 2011 at 12:12 PM
cindy, Dave's probably honoring Martin Luther King by watching that Walker, Texas Ranger marathon on Sleuth TV.
Nothing says Dr. King like Chuck Norris.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 17, 2011 at 12:39 PM
I agree,Jeff. I still don't know what Sleuth TV was thinking. For those of you who don't know, Sleuth TV is holding a Walker Texas Ranger MLK Marathon today. I'm not sure what the two have to do with each other.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 17, 2011 at 12:50 PM
"I have a kickass Dream!"
Posted by: bonmot | January 17, 2011 at 12:54 PM
*wonders how this can be accomidated for hockey*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 17, 2011 at 12:55 PM
Not sure, Kibby. You could lap dance the goalie to distract him, but if you didn't have the puck, you'd be offsides. That's why flashing works better. Siouxie told me.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 17, 2011 at 01:22 PM
But if you didn't "work" for the team .... how could it be "offsides"?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | January 17, 2011 at 02:12 PM
If the lap dancer was offsides she was doing it wrong. Annie told me.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 17, 2011 at 02:30 PM
*fweeet!* "Holding" penilety on nursecindy - 5 yards!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 17, 2011 at 03:18 PM
The standards are lax in this sport.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 17, 2011 at 04:31 PM
Annie, there's a spirits proprietor in San Antonio called Bach's Licquor.
Posted by: bonmot | January 17, 2011 at 05:14 PM
Is the team mascot still stuck inside his suit?
Posted by: hogsatemysister | January 17, 2011 at 06:02 PM
*snork* @ NotSherly.
Posted by: bonmot | January 17, 2011 at 06:41 PM
it can't possibly have been any more offensive than the regular stripper-pole routines of the Marlins' Mermaids (so-called "dancers") - ugh. i can't even stand to go any more.
Posted by: judi the barberho | January 19, 2011 at 04:33 PM