IT MUST BE TRUE, BECAUSE IT WAS PUBLISHED ON THE INTERNET
Archaeologists claim to have discovered remains of winged humans
(Thanks to Ted Gilman)
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January 25, 2011
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Red Bull?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 25, 2011 at 09:28 AM
Nah, it's probably just a hoax to drum up interest for a new mall opening.
Posted by: Specialnobodie | January 25, 2011 at 09:33 AM
This civilization must have been the source of the song "I'll Fly Away".
Posted by: James in NC | January 25, 2011 at 09:46 AM
Probably just a race of ancient turkey-f@#kers.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | January 25, 2011 at 09:54 AM
More refined analysis indicates that primitive TSA scanning techniques led to their demise.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 25, 2011 at 10:01 AM
PhD Ape?
I believe it was the WWN that predicted the end of the world several times.
Once was just before Christmas and the end was to be New Years Day.
My feeling was that someone in the Subscription Department was on the phone to the news desk yelling, "Shut Up! Shut Up! For the love of money, shut up!"
Posted by: Steve | January 25, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Let's see . . . the thirty day expedition ended Saturday, but already they've had time to perform extensive aerospace engineering on fossilized bones to determine the creatures could fly at 60 m.p.h.
Riiiiiiiiight.
Posted by: bonmot | January 25, 2011 at 10:50 AM
I saw the movie...
Storyline: After receiving word about a mysterious winged skeleton unearthed in the Arizona desert, a father and his daughter decide to remove it from the burial grounds for further study.
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 25, 2011 at 10:54 AM
I agree with Bonmot. I call B.S. on this one.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 25, 2011 at 11:34 AM
But the Weekly World News is such a reputable source......
Posted by: Coconuts | January 25, 2011 at 11:37 AM
Actually I used to have wings UNTIL I started drinking Red Bull...
Red Bull contains "natural hallucinogens" that will
cause you to imagine things that aren't real.
The wings fell off and I had a new problem...
too much caffeine and alcohol!
Posted by: funny man | January 25, 2011 at 11:46 AM
PS I am now alcohol (and wing) free. I still do 12-16 ounces of coffee daily, however, but it's store bought, not from Starbucks and has a smooth balance of chickory.
Posted by: funny man | January 25, 2011 at 11:51 AM
I guess now we know the origins of "Bat Boy"...
Posted by: Vampire Penguin | January 25, 2011 at 12:52 PM
The WWN must be running out of ideas if they're recycling old stories.
Posted by: Ralph | January 25, 2011 at 01:23 PM
Fallen angels. St. Peter finally got the results from his backlogged background checks.
Posted by: NotSherly | January 25, 2011 at 01:27 PM
Wings are such amazing things:
Wings on Flies!
(butt Never on Guys)
Wings on Chairs!
(butt Never on 'Pairs'...)
Posted by: sandy | January 25, 2011 at 01:31 PM
Turns out this was the former site of a Kentucky Fried Chicken and Monkeys. They figured it out when they dug up a cache of perfectly preserved sporks.
Posted by: padraig | January 25, 2011 at 02:37 PM
Thank you Sandy. I needed that "pairs" link for my mid-afternoon pick-me-up at my desk.
Posted by: Braniff | January 25, 2011 at 03:02 PM
Oldfatguy just got back from checking calendar, nope, not April one yet. Someone jumped the gun to get in an early April fools??????
Posted by: oldfatguy | January 25, 2011 at 03:06 PM
60 mph? Yeah, right - maybe IAS into a headwind.
I've never gotten over 40.
Posted by: Mr. Mark | January 25, 2011 at 05:57 PM
Scientology archeology. Tom Cruise, phone home. Your wings are back from the cleaners.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 26, 2011 at 12:45 AM