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January 27, 2011

FOR YOUR SPECIAL SOMEONE, ASSUMING HE IS HANNIBAL LECTER

Happy Valentine's Day!

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(Thanks to nursecindy)

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Maybe for the bleeding heart liberals in your life?

"Oh Honey, you should'nt have!! No, REALLY, you should't have."

So, ummm, what was NC looking for when she found this?

wiredog - Revenge.

Ouch.
More valentines gifts here.

It's so tempting, if only to see my wife's face.
Unfortunately, it would have to be sent from England, apparently, and I don't want to have to explain it to security. (Go ahead! Take a bite. It's delicious!)

Vampires will be delighted...until they find out it's not the real thing....but then...they turn on you and...focus on you (hint:run!)...

Awesome!!!

I saw it open for Clon once...and it did a cameo in
the video...

Clon is a Korean pop music group, and the AWESOME video is
here

(I think it looses something in the translation, but
at least Alex is trying to help people learn
English...or karioke.)
Happy Valium Viagra Valentines Day

Somehow my link to Alex To's version of Bing Bing Bing got dropped...so here it is again...

Sorry bout that....

thrid try and /or I give up

Alex To's Believe

Looks like a bloody prune... No thanks... I'll take some Hershey Dove hearts, milk chocolate or dark chocolate...

I was looking for brownie recipes when I ran across this. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. btw, as I told Dave when I sent this in, I wouldn't touch this with a 10 foot fork.

Cindy, what if it were chocolate?

Eat your heart out!

Kinda glad I saw this AFTER eating my breakfast. Although now I feel like I'm about to lose it.

So, ummm, what was NC looking for when she found this?

Krispy Kidneys?

*snork* at Dorakay

Why aorta . . .

Geezer alert: Remember the Mary Tyler Moore show when her father gave her a heart pin for Valentine's Day? But it resembled a real heart, not the one we are accustomed to on V Day?

Well, if that gift doesn't warm the heart (heh) of your special someone, perhaps you might try this for a stocking stuffer:

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/01/26/lady-gaga-reportedly-wants-new-fragrance-to-smell-like-blood-and-semen/

I think that link says it all.

Good thing I've learned to eat breakfast before checking out The Blog.

I just received a confirmation email telling me my aorta has been filled.

"If I gave my heart to you,
I'd have none and you'd have two".

How *GAG* sweet!

I've been looking for that!

no, thanks...i'll bypass

Elon, for chocolate I can close my eyes.

Eewwww, Here's my heart.

That Tony Bennett -- never misses a beat.

♫ 'Don't Go Baking My Heart...'

Organic food sets the pace.

My Funny Valventine <3

I always like biting off the ventricles first.

Not available in the States, though. My wife will be heartbroken.

how romantic <3 Cue the chamber music ♫

A guy at work had a heart attack 3 weeks ago and a friend of his gave him one of these. It was made of gummy bear material.

i'm sure your wife knows your heart's in the right place, meanie

Ventricle? Is that like a perforated scrotum?


Dr. Christiaan Barnard?

Valentines Day cake for Dr. Christiaan Barnard.

Yes sir, you can exchange it if you don't like it.

I always like a little warmed heart for dessert.

I have tried very hard to see the appeal of this, but it was all in vein.

Be still my heart....

A deviated rectum..er...septum?

Aorta rather have one of these.

Coconuts, that's what the guy gives the woman after he shows her the cake. If he's smart he will give her several of them.

These are very big in the heartland.

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