ATTENTION, LADIES
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
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January 26, 2011
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*Snork! @ (and hard to argue with) "Better than nuthin'"*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2011 at 09:16 AM
Speaking as a typical man, if I could reach back in time and strangle St. Valentine, I wouldn't even ask for gloves.
Posted by: Steve | January 26, 2011 at 09:43 AM
I'm thinking most men would prefer this.
Posted by: Coconuts | January 26, 2011 at 09:49 AM
Coconuts the gloves are cheaper. However if you tell your sweetie you're going to give him some "Hand Jobs" for Valentines Day and then hand him these gloves you might want to have a box of tissues close by because he's gonna cry. (I thought it was a good idea to clarify what he would need the tissues for)
Posted by: nursecindy | January 26, 2011 at 10:10 AM
c'mon - everyone knows they much prefer a snowblower
job
(that's as close as im gonna get)
Posted by: sandy | January 26, 2011 at 10:13 AM
^i see coconuts thinks likewise ;)
Posted by: sandy | January 26, 2011 at 10:15 AM
What, what?? :)
Posted by: Coconuts | January 26, 2011 at 10:20 AM
Their tagline:
Better Than Nothin'.
The jokes just write themselves.
Posted by: Chris S. | January 26, 2011 at 10:24 AM
"Don't think of it as a job, honey . . ."
Posted by: MartiniShark | January 26, 2011 at 11:34 AM
Oooh, weee does it come in a medium? Ha Ha Hand job better than nothing. Too funny
Posted by: Theresa | January 26, 2011 at 11:57 AM
'...does it come in a medium?' -
theresa, that depends on how hard the 'job' is, & how long it takes to complete. at any rate these would come in handy.
Posted by: sandy | January 26, 2011 at 12:12 PM
Happy Valtrex Day!
Also, this.
Posted by: wiredog | January 26, 2011 at 01:07 PM
...... nah.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2011 at 01:13 PM
These gloves would be great if you are a bird handler.. Especially for holding those nasty wood peckers.. And one in the hand is worth two in the bush, so they say..
Posted by: Sean | January 26, 2011 at 01:55 PM
Just don't get this, whatever you do.
I say don't get it.
Posted by: oneblankspace | January 26, 2011 at 02:01 PM
The sound of one hand cramping...
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2011 at 03:03 PM
"Beat it....just beat it..."
Posted by: MJ and the Afterlife Band | January 26, 2011 at 04:17 PM
There's the rub. And a rough one at that.
Posted by: Loudmouth | January 26, 2011 at 04:39 PM
Looks like the perfect gift for that lady that likes to slap herself silly.
Posted by: Siouxie | January 26, 2011 at 04:40 PM
*SMACKS* oneblankspace without the glove. ^5 for Siouxie and Meanie who think along the same lines.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 26, 2011 at 05:59 PM
I'm wonderin' if these are the gloves they use @ that meat market in SoCal ... y'know ... the one that has the delivery trucks that have signs on the back sayin', "You can't beat our meat" ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | January 26, 2011 at 06:49 PM
As seen in Brett Favre's sexts?
Posted by: hogsatemysister | January 27, 2011 at 12:33 AM