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January 26, 2011

AHOY, LADIES:

Who wants to date a sea captain?

(Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)

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I'm gonna be my usual generous self and let nursecindy have this one. I've already caught my limit, thanks.

<3 for those who truly love seaman <3

Well that didn't take very long..

Thanks Annie but the last time I dated a sea captain it didn't end well.

The sailor said " Cindy, you're a fine girl"
"What a good wife you would be"
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea"

LOL sandy stole my post!

And the 'motion of the ocean' ;P

Cindy ... did he at least leave a picture for your locket?

haha sean, i took the bait :(

*walks blog plank in shame*

...butt i don't wanna be his first mate...

sandy, would that make you the master baiter?

Markhh he said my locket had his name in it but I don't think 'Captain' was really his name. Didn't Dave used to have a boat named Buster?

nah, i'm no hooker - i never swallow the bait, butt sometimes i jes give it a little tug...

I was referring to "MissTaco81", actually. Sorry for the confusion; it's been a long, hard day.

Dave did used to have a boat named Buster. I remember the column about it.

Yarrrrr!

their just looking for some booty.

their or they're

Any blog ladies besides me Annie and Siouxie look at some of those profiles? Yikes! One guy looked fairly normal until he said he wanted a girl under the age of 21. He said he was 60 but I'm thinking he's at least 70 if he's a day. I'll stick with a landlocked guy.

I've got a dinghy but my wife locked up the bait.

cindy, I'll stick with a well grounded guy. Seamen like the smell of fish.

OK..and ewww

Oh, Sewwwwwwwxie. That was bad. :D

I have a Captain's license, but it's for NH inland waters. As a Lake Captain, marriage would require that she have exceptional rigging.

No! This is just...wrong.

Which profile is yours PirateBoy?

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

CHORUS...

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho

CHORUS:

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Whew! So much for the State of the Union Address...

Cindy, no kidding. That site is just freaky. Is it a requirement for a sea captain to be a bearded Luddite and borderline creep?

Good one, OCD!

I was gonna suggest in addition to "Speak like a Pirate" day we add an "act like a Pirate Day" but then I remembered there already is one--April 15.

I looked at the site but not for long--too damn creepy and scary!!!

Any one else notice that it appears that the majority of these "sea men" live in California?

Is California a haven for sea captains, or is there
something else going on?

I was going to suggest that strategic scheduling would enable certain kinds of women to marry multiple sea captains, but *ow* Siouxie keeps *ow* whacking me with her *ow* cyber-machete and *ow* yelling "SHHH!"

Now I know why they say California is long and hard and full of seamen.

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