AHOY, LADIES:
Who wants to date a sea captain?
(Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)
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January 26, 2011
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I'm gonna be my usual generous self and let nursecindy have this one. I've already caught my limit, thanks.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | January 26, 2011 at 07:33 PM
<3 for those who truly love seaman <3
Posted by: sandy | January 26, 2011 at 08:03 PM
Well that didn't take very long..
Posted by: Sean In Akron | January 26, 2011 at 08:21 PM
Thanks Annie but the last time I dated a sea captain it didn't end well.
The sailor said " Cindy, you're a fine girl"
"What a good wife you would be"
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea"
Posted by: nursecindy | January 26, 2011 at 08:23 PM
LOL sandy stole my post!
And the 'motion of the ocean' ;P
Posted by: Siouxie | January 26, 2011 at 08:25 PM
Cindy ... did he at least leave a picture for your locket?
Posted by: markhh | January 26, 2011 at 08:26 PM
haha sean, i took the bait :(
*walks blog plank in shame*
Posted by: sandy | January 26, 2011 at 08:28 PM
Land ho?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2011 at 08:29 PM
...butt i don't wanna be his first mate...
Posted by: sandy | January 26, 2011 at 08:33 PM
sandy, would that make you the master baiter?
Posted by: Siouxie | January 26, 2011 at 08:36 PM
Markhh he said my locket had his name in it but I don't think 'Captain' was really his name. Didn't Dave used to have a boat named Buster?
Posted by: nursecindy | January 26, 2011 at 08:38 PM
nah, i'm no hooker - i never swallow the bait, butt sometimes i jes give it a little tug...
Posted by: sandy | January 26, 2011 at 08:39 PM
I was referring to "MissTaco81", actually. Sorry for the confusion; it's been a long, hard day.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2011 at 08:56 PM
Dave did used to have a boat named Buster. I remember the column about it.
Posted by: Kristina L | January 26, 2011 at 09:16 PM
Yarrrrr!
Posted by: Allen at Division | January 26, 2011 at 09:42 PM
their just looking for some booty.
Posted by: packsaddle | January 26, 2011 at 09:56 PM
their or they're
Posted by: packsaddle | January 26, 2011 at 10:00 PM
Any blog ladies besides
meAnnie and Siouxie look at some of those profiles? Yikes! One guy looked fairly normal until he said he wanted a girl under the age of 21. He said he was 60 but I'm thinking he's at least 70 if he's a day. I'll stick with a landlocked guy.Posted by: nursecindy | January 26, 2011 at 10:00 PM
I've got a dinghy but my wife locked up the bait.
Posted by: Steve | January 26, 2011 at 10:05 PM
cindy, I'll stick with a well grounded guy. Seamen like the smell of fish.
OK..and ewww
Posted by: Siouxie | January 26, 2011 at 10:11 PM
Oh, Sewwwwwwwxie. That was bad. :D
Posted by: Diva | January 26, 2011 at 10:44 PM
I have a Captain's license, but it's for NH inland waters. As a Lake Captain, marriage would require that she have exceptional rigging.
Posted by: Ralph | January 26, 2011 at 10:46 PM
No! This is just...wrong.
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 26, 2011 at 11:11 PM
Which profile is yours PirateBoy?
Posted by: nursecindy | January 26, 2011 at 11:31 PM
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
CHORUS...
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho
CHORUS:
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Whew! So much for the State of the Union Address...
Posted by: OC Dolphin | January 27, 2011 at 12:51 AM
Cindy, no kidding. That site is just freaky. Is it a requirement for a sea captain to be a bearded Luddite and borderline creep?
Posted by: Elon | January 27, 2011 at 02:08 AM
Good one, OCD!
I was gonna suggest in addition to "Speak like a Pirate" day we add an "act like a Pirate Day" but then I remembered there already is one--April 15.
Posted by: funny man | January 27, 2011 at 10:57 AM
I looked at the site but not for long--too damn creepy and scary!!!
Any one else notice that it appears that the majority of these "sea men" live in California?
Is California a haven for sea captains, or is there
something else going on?
Posted by: funny man | January 27, 2011 at 11:07 AM
I was going to suggest that strategic scheduling would enable certain kinds of women to marry multiple sea captains, but *ow* Siouxie keeps *ow* whacking me with her *ow* cyber-machete and *ow* yelling "SHHH!"
Posted by: padraig | January 27, 2011 at 11:26 AM
Now I know why they say California is long and hard and full of seamen.
Posted by: Wingnut | January 27, 2011 at 08:41 PM