WE SAW MEERKAT ABDUCTION OPEN FOR CHITLIN STINK

Meerkat abduction lands two teen boys in hot water

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

One has to ask if alcohol was involved...and how much.

I think MEERKAT ABDUCTION was on SyFy Channel last year, starring several Baldwin brothers.

[Wingnut]

Here's an easy way to settle this. Drop them in the tiger cage at feeding time, tell them "make it out of here and we'll call it good." Sometimes Darwin needs a little help.

[Steve]

It has been a long time since I was a teenager. But I can remember that my decision-making skills seemed to be lacking. I was always in trouble or looking over my shoulder, figuratively, wondering when I would be caught.
I have a distinctive memory of the day when the thought suddenly occurred to me, "Maybe I should try THINKING about what could happen before I do this stuff!" I have no idea why this had not happened before, but it seemed like a good idea at the time (this also covers my investment strategy).
Something tells me these guys have not yet had that breakthrough.

[Punkin Poo]

The Truth Is Out There.

Important question - were the abducted meerkats probed?

On second thought...nevermind.

*brain bleach*

[sandy]

all that trouble for one mere pussy

what?

[nursecindy]

Pass the brain bleach over here, Punkin.