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December 31, 2010

TOY OF THE YEAR SO FAR

This Product is Not Intended for Children Under 12 Years Old

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So far? Is a better toy going to come around in the next few hours?

Doubles as an intelligence test. Buy one, somebody comes to your house and gives you a free field sterilization. Might as well call it a "Darwinazer."

Be sure to check out the comments to see how this thing actually works.

Nickie, give daddy back the Christmas stun gun. I know you have fun making all your friends do involuntary break dances. Hand it to me NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW.

First state to have someone show up at an emergency room with one of these esconced in a certain body orifice will be....Florida.

Just in time for Dave to include it in The Year in Review!

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Too late for cindy to get one for the grandkids.


Of course not. The children's version has Harry Potter or Hannah Montana on it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't give Disney any ideas. I've been to Disney World and have been tortured enough, thank you.
Two hour line for a five minute ride, my @$$.
The best thing I ever ran into there was my Daddy saying he kind of enjoyed the line because the lady behind him was rubbing his back with her bubbies the whole time.

If given as a stocking stuffer, make sure it is turned off.

Or not.

Does not intended for children under 12 mean we can't give them one or we can't use it on them?

I notice they come in 2, 5, and 50 packs, in case one won't do.

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