THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

Police: Fried chicken, crowbar fly in beef between Akron brothers that was ignited by mom's bite of poultry

Key Excerpts:

Tony Morris reportedly admitted tossing the chicken, saying he was angry because he believed his brother took a bite of the chicken and placed it back in a frying pan.

According to reports, Tony Morris then grabbed a crowbar and charged after brother.

Thomas Morris ran outside, but slipped on the icy porch. He was then struck several times in the head and suffered a 3-inch laceration to his forehead. Eventually, he ran to a neighbor's home and grabbed a snow shovel, prompting Tony Morris to flee.

The mother, 57, who admitted she ate the chicken, called 911.

(Thanks to queensbee)

Comments

[Not My Usual Alias]

So for the Mom, it was no blood no fowl?

[queensbee]

grrr.
cant wait to read what they do for christmas dinner.

[bonmot]

Pure poultry in motion.

[sandy]

waiter, what's this crowbar fly doing in my beef?

[eil]

Yum! Chicken tonight! I'll bring the crowbar...

[nursecindy]

First of all if you're visiting your mother you shouldn't be in separate rooms watching TV. Secondly, I'm so happy this didn't happen here in N.C.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Save the chicken!

--J. Child

[Wingnut]

Crowbar chicken. A southern delicacy.

[Wingnut]

I stand corrected. A MIDWESTERN delicacy.

[Loudmouth]

More than likely beer can chicken.

[Sean]

Mother, Mother... There's too many .. of you cryin'..
Brother,brother, brother..That's my chicken fryin'..
You know I'm gonna find a way..
To solve this with my crowbar, here today..

[Ralph]

I thought you were supposed to wake up in Camelot, not go grab a shovel.

[Meanie the Blue]

Sounds to me like the Morris brothers may have a little extra crispy that night.

[Meanie the Blue]

^BEEN a little extra crispy...^

[ScottMGS]

Didn't Counting Crowbars open for someone?

[queensbee]

Hi meanie. i guess the morris bros put the 'fun' in dysfunctional........