SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

A north suburban woman accused of threatening an officer with a sex toy is behind bars after being arrested Tuesday afternoon for failing to appear in court.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

 

Comments

[Mot the Hoople]

Those clear, rigid feminine pleasure devices are friggen' hard. I'd feel threatened as well. One look at her however, gives a clear understanding as to why she needed to resort to feminine pleasure devices.

[Meanie the Blue]

Just a hunch, but I'm thinking she wasn't altogether resistant to the idea of being placed in handcuffs.

[Jeff Meyerson]

I believe I sent the original arrest story in a couple of months ago. Glad to see the blog is keeping abreast (among other things) of the important drunken Wisconsinite<.s> news.

She allegedly threatened the officer with what police described as a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device"

Was she going to vibrate him to death?

[Steve]

The cop was apparently shaken. You might say "vibrated", but only if your standards are as low as mine.

[KJP]

Now is that "threatened" in the blunt-force-assault sense, or "threatened" in the I'm-giving-one-to-your-wife-and-we'll-see-which-she-likes-better sense?

[funny man]

No, Jeff, she was going to make him watch while she pleasured herself to death.

I think the officer was correct to arrest her. It would have been a salt on the eyes, whcih can be very painful.

[Sherly]

Getting crabs can make one cranky.

[Loudmouth]

Jeff, did you break the blog just for spite? *Snork*@ Sherly.

A Billy Clinton club.

[wiredog]

She had it coming.

[Annie Where-but-here]

KJP - I was thinking the same thing.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Wasn't me, Loudmouth. It was Steve.

[Steve]

I confess. I don't know what I did or am confessing to, but I am one of only three men in a family with a whole pack of women, so I'm used to being considered guilty.