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"It would appear that she was a bit amorous at that time of the evening," Duty Superintendent Daniel Shean said.
Thank you, Superintendent Understatement.
She was charged with "having an offensive weapon"?
Did they mean her face?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 29, 2010 at 11:07 AM
Snooki?
Posted by: Braniff | December 29, 2010 at 11:10 AM
maybe i'm reading too much into this...but why did the paper and the gentleman have to justify so hard why he didn't have sex with her? "Well, I'm engaged... and she wasn't good-looking!"
and i guess everyday is a darwin award to those folks!
Posted by: insomniac | December 29, 2010 at 11:40 AM
I'm wondering if alcohol might have been involved.
Posted by: Ernie G | December 29, 2010 at 11:51 AM
"Stunk it out" -- wasn't that Spinal Tap's eighth album?
Posted by: WriterDude | December 29, 2010 at 11:52 AM
*note to self. stay away from blog while eating lunch*
Posted by: fivver | December 29, 2010 at 11:58 AM
If fugly ain't replicatin', that's Darwin at work, right?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 29, 2010 at 12:27 PM
That never works for me either.
Cabbies like to be paid if they give you a ride.
Posted by: NotSherly | December 29, 2010 at 12:32 PM
I'm confused. Who gets the tip?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 29, 2010 at 12:57 PM
There is a Streetcar Named Desired line or two that applied here -- courtesy of strangers?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 29, 2010 at 01:09 PM
Oooh, I know that line!-
"Ah have always relied on the stranger courtesans."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 29, 2010 at 01:17 PM
"I'm confused. Who gets the tip?"
Annie's being bad!
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 29, 2010 at 01:32 PM
Having been in bars once or twice around closing time, it's a fair bet that any woman who can't get a guy to take a few minutes out of his busy night for a little activity must be pretty (pun intended) gross indeed.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | December 29, 2010 at 02:14 PM
I agree with insomniac. If she had been good looking would this have even been in the paper? Or would there just have been one happy cab driver in Darwin?
Posted by: nursecindy | December 29, 2010 at 03:44 PM
How big was she? Instead of tipping the cabbie, she tipped the cab.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | December 29, 2010 at 04:25 PM
Musta been some thick beer goggles.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | December 29, 2010 at 04:28 PM