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Sheldon Gonzales said he was asleep on his couch Tuesday night when he was suddenly "awakened by a burning sensation in the crotch of his pants," according to a report from the Broward Sheriff's Office.
(Thanks to Suzie W. Wacvet)
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Gives a whole new meaning to the old song "Come on baby light my fire"
Posted by: oldfatguy | December 17, 2010 at 09:51 AM
Based on that picture, I would have set my own crotch on fire.
Posted by: Braniff | December 17, 2010 at 09:52 AM
Typical chick. She torches his junk, and now she's crying?
Posted by: bonmot | December 17, 2010 at 10:10 AM
My husband is always happy when that happens.
Posted by: ubetcha | December 17, 2010 at 10:13 AM
Another psycho in Florida, nah. Hot love tropical nights. That's the problem.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 17, 2010 at 10:14 AM
Siouxie, there's a newly single guy in your neighborhood, and he comes pre-scarred!
Posted by: padraig | December 17, 2010 at 10:22 AM
she flicked his bic alright
Posted by: sandy | December 17, 2010 at 10:29 AM
He wasn't bic enough for her.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 17, 2010 at 10:32 AM
at least she could've blown him out
Posted by: sandy | December 17, 2010 at 10:34 AM
Extensive trimming around the tree will cut down on the risk of a dropped cigarette igniting the grass and creating an inferno in your "junk" yard.
Posted by: WVplantman | December 17, 2010 at 10:42 AM
Berlinda: The new Lorena. And, with apologies to Siouxiem who holds the machete, is it a coincidence that these women are hispanic? Latin Love is dangerous!
Posted by: eil | December 17, 2010 at 10:48 AM
careful, eil: you're playing with fire...
Posted by: sandy | December 17, 2010 at 10:53 AM
At what point does the fire crotch balance the frosticles?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | December 17, 2010 at 10:56 AM
He was able to put out the 'small blaze' with his hands, police said...
maybe that's what ignited her anger
Posted by: sandy | December 17, 2010 at 11:10 AM
If a man talks bad about all women, it usually means he was burned by one woman-Coco Chanel
Posted by: funny man | December 17, 2010 at 11:46 AM
"heated argument"
snicker.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 17, 2010 at 12:17 PM
She said she was carrying a torch for him . . .
Posted by: bonmot | December 17, 2010 at 01:11 PM
I can't help but wonder what or who he did to deserve (in her mind) that type of treatment.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 17, 2010 at 04:22 PM
Amazing. No "A Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love".
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 17, 2010 at 08:40 PM
Come on baby light my fire.
Posted by: Wingnut | December 17, 2010 at 10:58 PM