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December 17, 2010


Sheldon Gonzales said he was asleep on his couch Tuesday night when he was suddenly "awakened by a burning sensation in the crotch of his pants," according to a report from the Broward Sheriff's Office.

(Thanks to Suzie W. Wacvet)


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Gives a whole new meaning to the old song "Come on baby light my fire"

Based on that picture, I would have set my own crotch on fire.

Typical chick. She torches his junk, and now she's crying?

My husband is always happy when that happens.

Another psycho in Florida, nah. Hot love tropical nights. That's the problem.

Siouxie, there's a newly single guy in your neighborhood, and he comes pre-scarred!

she flicked his bic alright

He wasn't bic enough for her.

at least she could've blown him out

Extensive trimming around the tree will cut down on the risk of a dropped cigarette igniting the grass and creating an inferno in your "junk" yard.

Berlinda: The new Lorena. And, with apologies to Siouxiem who holds the machete, is it a coincidence that these women are hispanic? Latin Love is dangerous!

careful, eil: you're playing with fire...

At what point does the fire crotch balance the frosticles?

He was able to put out the 'small blaze' with his hands, police said...

maybe that's what ignited her anger

If a man talks bad about all women, it usually means he was burned by one woman-Coco Chanel

"heated argument"


She said she was carrying a torch for him . . .

I can't help but wonder what or who he did to deserve (in her mind) that type of treatment.

Amazing. No "A Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love".

Come on baby light my fire.

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