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December 17, 2010


Police: Woman ripped off in-law's nipple

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)


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ow ow ow ow ow!

She had it reattached? Why?! She was halfway to being eligible to be a Victoria's Secret model!

Well, no reason to keep on living now. I've truly seen/heard everything.

...began to squeeze and pull on her nipple" during the argument and refused to let go until the younger woman punched her in the face.

So she told the younger woman to punch her in the face or she wouldn't let go? There's a grammar/punctuation lesson in here for journalists.

Who knew they were detachable. (With nod to the blog gift guide)

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*SNORK* @ sandy

Re: The Loudmouth/Gift Guide link - In what universe are nipple enhancers a highly sought after accessory? In my experience, women want to AVOID the high beam look. Now someone is trying to make it even worse? There can be no doubt that product was invented by a man. A very smart man, mind you, but a man nonetheless.

Ow. And *SNORK* at Sandy.

ow ow ow ow ow!
Posted by: Braniff | December 17, 2010 at 09:55 AM

OW OW OW OW OW OW! She wouldn't have had to tell me twice to punch her in the face.

Yeow! Talk about your Grip of Steel!

Someone oughtta rip off one of my EVIL MIL's nipples. At least then the fugly beast would be down to 2.

wow, punkin: a triple nipple?

I have three. The extra one below the left is sort of a junior replacement in case something goes wrong.
Not that I've really needed them, as such, up to this point in life.

In-Laws' Nipple ... din't they open for Joe Pile and the Hemorrhoids back in '67?

And SNORK @ sandy!

Between this and the guy hitting his brother in the head with a crowbar, I have decided I won't be going to any family get togethers this Christmas. I have enough trouble keeping body parts from falling off as it is.

Steve, Is it a third nipple or a nubbin?

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