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December 16, 2010


Cops in Riviera Beach say Louis Lorensen loaded a supermarket's motorized shopping cart with meat on Dec. 12, then ran over a 4-year-old child while attempting to make a low-speed getaway.

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)


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Who took his eye?

Better stay off his lawn, kids.

He was keeping an eye out for the cops.

Looks like when the cops got done with him he needed one of those steaks for his eye.

Not exactly the chase scene from The French Connection was it.

When an officer told Lorensen he was going to be placed under arrest, the suspected cart thief allegedly challenged him to fisticuffs.

"I ain't no punk, and I ain't going down without a fight," he told the officer, according to the police report.

The suspect then allegedly tried to punch the officer and later threatened, "When you take these cuffs off, I'm going to punch you in the face."

Lemme guess, alcohol was involved?

(I hope this was captured on video...)

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