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December 18, 2010

CSI: BILLINGS

BILLINGS, Mont. — Billings police say a man accused of sticking a pistol in his girlfriend’s mouth accidentally shot himself in the buttocks after he shoved the gun down the back of his pants.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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Too bad he didn't stick the gun down the front of his pants. Then we wouldn't have to worry about him breeding.

Two a$$holes for the price of one.

He fired a shot past her? Since the cops don't seem to care, his buddies need to disarm him immediately. Disarm, as in cut his arms off.

Annie - we'll hold him down whilst Siouxie works her machete-magic.

Ahahahahahahahah! Heartwarming story.

Moron.

And what were his pants and buttocks doing in her mouth? I don't get it.

*Pats Meanie on the head* If you try that mtb, you never will get it.

...so was it a pistol in her mouth? or was he just happy...

oh nevermind

First, I learn the traditional "F*** Off, Harrod's" isn't real, and now nc is telling me I can't have the kind of Merry Christmas I was raised on.

Bah, Humbug!

Maybe it wasn't the gun. He was just so full of sh!# he blew his own a$$ off.

He shoots, he scores! An own goal, to boot.

Hopefully if this happens again, it will be the girlfriend blowing his ass away.

Any chance this was an attempted suicide? I mean, he did almost blow his brains out.

arguing about [his] pending prison sentence.

Guess he won't have to worry about what to do with his worthless life before checking in at Chez Big House.

If somebody KICKED him in the a$$, they'd break his neck.


Were they in economy of first class?

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