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December 19, 2010

ALSO THEY WERE USING DECAF

Police in Chiba Prefecture arrested three men this month on suspicion of violating Japan’s Medical Practitioners Law by providing coffee enemas without the proper medical qualifications, according to local media reports.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Would you like a tall crappucino?

Gives the phrase " perk up " a whole new meaning.

You would be surprised how many people like enemas. None of them are the nurses who have to give them. I'm so happy not to be on that end of the business.

I find coffee more effective when applied via the *other* end.

We have been on a downhill slide regarding coffee.

Ever since the bat guano coffee story broke.

I really don't give a bean about coffee. Unless I can't have it. Then I get a little cranky. But so not as bad as this guy

By the way, next coffe of java or guano, try listening to Java Jive by Manhattan Transfer!

A side effect for me the java usually is followed by a transfer to the toilet. Just saying...

Wow. I just got through recalibrating the gullibility meter (always higher), and now this comes along and it's offscale again.

. o O Funny, Ted never asks for a second enema at home.....

*Geezer time!*

I thought the Japanese were more into tea enema ceremonies.

An enema as a beauty treatment!?

Just what part of you are they making beautiful?

Were they at least trained baristas?

You would be surprised how many people like enemas. None of them are the nurses who have to give them. I'm so happy not to be on that end of the business.

Posted by: nursecindy | December 19, 2010 at 12:43 PM

TMI cindy, but my parents and my late in-laws are/were aficianados, so to speak. I mean, ick.

*snork* at Meanie for variation on old Robert Young ad

"No moron, it's Cafe Colon, not colon."


How do you get the donuts in?

Actually, you sit on the donuts after a certain age.

Ross, maybe they do the, um, bleaching while they're down there.

To me, it's all innuendo.

(Sorry, I'm facing the daily grind again tomorrow).

But that made me remember this classic Dave posting.

What's wrong? Sounds like a DIY kit. Fill it up, swish it about, be beautiful in and out.

Haven't they heard caffeine can be absorbed through the skin?

(No, I have not tried that product)

Whatta bunch of douchebags.

Will this make a saggy old butt turn perky?

I would just like to know what the proper qualifications are for providing coffee enemas.

You do NOT want foam with that.

And they arrested them on what grounds?

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