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November 30, 2010

WHICH IS WHY WE FAVOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS ON BOTH OF THESE THINGS

Woman Allegedly Throws Beans, Cologne at Husband During Argument

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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Makes scents to me...first the beans, then the cologne.

What kind of beans were they? Magic beans? Was she trying to grow a beanstalk perhaps? And where are the pictures?

Shoddy reporting.

Or perhaps they were fava beans and the machete was coming next?

'The juvenile female was also taken into custody and faces charges of Simple Battery'


so, what was she: a double A?

Heart rending family moment. Beans, beans good for the heart.

Vinny Gambini: Well, I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

"Heinz up! You're under arrest!"

No problem. Undoubtably, the husband will process the beans and give them back.

Van de Kamp's por homme.

With hints of molasses and bacon.

It sounds like a half-baked argument among people with no scents of responsible behavior.

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