TUITION WELL SPENT

Five Calvin College students face up to five years in prison for stealing 10-foot fiberglass giraffe head from highway billboard

(Thanks to Horace LaBadie)

Comments

[Loudmouth]

5 years! That's a loooong sentence for getting some head.

[Horace LaBadie]

There is nothing lower than a fiberglass giraffe whacker.

Someone made Toys R Us an offer they couldn't refuse.

[Jeff Meyerson]

If they were going to behead a landmark why not choose more wisely?

[nursecindy]

I think 5 years is a little too long. Maybe return the rest of the giraffe and pay to either have it fixed or to buy a new one.

[oldfatguy]

good thing they did not try to steal Jagger's todger. of course it would have been easier to hide one would assumen?

[Not My Usual Alias]

If there's something that the good people of Grand Rapids won't tolerate it is abuse of fiberglass.

[funny man]

Isn't Calvin a "Christian" college, named after
John Calvin?

Also hasn't it been accused of being hyper-racist?

So where do Christian values enter? Or (being an ex-Christian) is stealing head a new Christian Value?

snork (and two thumbs up) @Jeff Meyerson!

[MOTW]

Five years is a lot for giraffe larceny.

[MOTW]

You know it's serious when they name them by their first, middle, and last names.

[Howard from Broward]

They took it to the golf course and blew it up.

[There are Too Darn Many of us Steves Lately]

"Isn't Calvin a "Christian" college, named after
John Calvin?"

Yes. Guess they flunked "Thou shalt not steal."

[Steve]

No alcohol was involved? Sounds like the could have used some.