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November 19, 2010

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Police have arrested a man who stabbed himself while apparently trying to rob a Duffins Donuts store.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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Cruller irony.

Man, was it drunk out last night or what?

Anyway, shouldn't that have been Tim Horton's?

Fell on his sword, eh?

"Time to rob the donut store."

Jeff, I wonder if it's the Vancouver that's in washington?

Whoever painted Duffins instead of Dunkin was also under the influence.

I'd NEVER stab myself BEFORE I ate the donuts...

Especially if they were Krispy Kremes, eil.

This was a Simpsons episode wasn't it ? Seriously.

As the great writer, Robert A. Heinlein said, "Beware of strong drink; it will make you shoot at tax collectors. And miss."

Reminds me of the famous scene in Blazing Saddles involving Cleavon Little and the lynch mob. "Give me the donuts, or I'm gonna stab this guy."

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