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October 29, 2010

THEY'LL HAVE TO FAX IT

Bolivians rule out mailing mummy to France

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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Maybe daddy saw mummy kissing Santa Claus and thats how he died.

Just take him on a flight as carrion carry-on.

Dead letter office?

Some of those french people are pretty skinny. Are they sure it was a mummy? Maybe if she had put it in a one quart resealable bag.

" Well-preserved "...? Well, that's more than you can say for Joan Rivers.

Annnnnd, that's a wrap.

I figured it was because of the strikes... you'd hate to have a mummy waiting to be delivered.

The mummy came from a time when coca was scarce.

The Incas called this period "toot uncommon".

Better figure it out quick. That mummy is due on the catwalks for winter fashion week in Paris. Très chic haute couture, une modèle parfait. (who can remember unused grammar?)

Rendez-nous la momie!

I mailed a post card from Florida to my office in Kentucky once. A week later, when I got back, I wondered why the secretaries had not posted it on the bulletin board, as was customary.
A month later, I picked up the office mail and found my post card.
Maybe the mummy was alive when it was mailed?

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