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September 30, 2010

WAIT... SO THERE'S A RIGHT CAR?

Man gets probation in wrong-car defecation

Key Quote: "This is your car?" Purifoy said before bolting the scene, according to documents filed in court. "I thought this was Desiree's car."

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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"Hopefully, this was a one-time thing for him," he said.

Oh, I'd guess he'll be defecating again.

Well, I guess she won't be taking any sh*t from him now...

If he got it right, it would be a sheet car named Desiree.

So Desiree was his "girlfriend" in much the same way as Snooki is "writing" a book?

Imagine what he'd do if she was his EX-girlfriend.

I think it might just be legal in Texas to defecate in a Smart Car.

Braniff, I am guessing she is NOW his ex girlfriend.

And Purifoy's headed for the Army. Swell. Makes me want to send his drill instructors a sympathy card.

Or maybe not. You know the DIs aren't going to put up with that $#!t for an instant, and they'll make his life a (deservedly) living hell.

I'll bet you twenty bucks Purifoy won't make it through Basic before coming up on the wrong end of another sort of...discharge...which will leave a stain that's a lot harder to remove than the one he left on the back seat of that Honda.

Was this a one-time thing, or is he a SERIAL car-crapper?

I wonder if oh, one day, perhaps on his deathbed, he will think to himself, "Wow, that was a really stupid thing for me to do." Nah.

That was her #2(nd) car.

Probably, KJP. "He needed killin'" is a legitimate defense to a murder charge.

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We had a Dodge once that WAS a steaming pile but no one did that except Chrysler.

Someone tip this pig rectum into a steaming pond of cattle waste.

Relationships have changed since I was young...

Very true veee. I was taught to never deficate in the girls car till you were engaged.

*SNORK! @ Gentleman LeDud*

There's actually a Honda that is crappier than my '91 that is missing a variety of parts?

hm. my kids leave crap in the backseat of may car all the time - still, this one needs killin'.

wow a real pooper..er...trooper

LeDud, last of the true gentlemen

I always knew he was full of sh!t.

You get Treatment for that in New Mexico?? Not gonna work there...

A man does his Civic duty, and what does he get for it? Har-assment.

Eso es Honda Mierda....dude.

When they do that you are supposed to rub their nose in it, right away, before they forget what they have done.

You have to do what you have to do : should have done it on the driver's seat though.

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