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September 08, 2010

TODAY'S LIFESTYLE TWEET FROM HEIDI MONTAG

Giving myself a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those breast implants soft.

This has been Today's Lifestyle Tweet from Heidi Montag.

(Note that the Daily News, while mocking this, managed to get a whole story out of it.)

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Huh. A mannequin that can tweet.

He should be hauled before the jury because of that ? That sucks, man !

Couldn't agree more ...

I admit that in my dating days, a breast enhancement was a box of Kleenex. However, early experience taught me that the size of a woman's chest had very little to do with her sex appeal. Attitude and enthusiasm could make goddesses of the least of them.

Clay kneaders needed.

It's hard to believe that anyone can get that stupid in only 23 years.

Oh, you're only supposed to do that if you have implants. My bad!

that picture is frightening - them things are gonna blow.

Pity she's not massaging the fat twixt her ears. Yeesh. Bimbos like this make it easier for us real wimmens.

cindy, you're wrong - it was easy.

Stupid is as stupid does - and man, is she stupid!

"I'm desperate to go back to normal," she told the mag. "I'm downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D."

Double D ain't normal, nttawt

s/b NTTAWWT; minor point but I know you folks are sticklers

The entrepreneur in me wants to jump on this. Well, other parts of me, too.

I've always wondered: in case of a water landing, can those things be used as a flotation device? Or are they more like anchors?

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