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September 30, 2010

THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY

Happy Meals.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Religions have started over less.

ohh, i thought it said immorality. never mind.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster's not going to like this . . .

So all the fat and salt in my body is actually preserving me? That's not what the doctor told me.

It's never a good idea to measure food decay in half lives.

So my grandkids will live to be 200 years old?

Actually I thought maybe that was why I couldn't lose weight. It's preserving itself and won't break down and go away. Didn't they say the same thing about Twinkies once?

a small side order of french fries, sitting on a shelf in her home for more than 18 weeks

These things taste like crap after sitting there for 18 minutes.

I wish MacDonald's had Twinkies. I need to get my preservatives so I can live to a ripe old age.

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