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September 28, 2010

THE DOWNSIDE: YOU CAN NEVER BE EXPOSED TO SUNLIGHT AGAIN

'Vampire facelift' uses patients' own blood

(Thanks to The Perts)

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And the best part is how it makes your skin shine. Even sparkle, one might say.

Didn't they open for Metallica?

You.
Will.
Become.
Old.

Get over it!

*Rinses placenta shampoo from follicle implants*

"... if you're (not your) lucky." (You forgot that part, Meanie.)

Dope blood doping.

Someone really needs to hack that website and add fangs to the "after" shot.

There is nothing to see. You will... remember... nothing.

I'm waiting for the "complete" Vampire Makeover,

the one that gets rid of that pesky mirror image.

I am waiting for enough posts to accumulate to get rid of the green tattooed forehead guy from view!

*snork* @ cassandra!

LOL good one, Cassandra!

Nancy Pelosi needs another one. STAT!

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