THE BODY WAS FOUND WITH A HAIRBALL IN ITS THROAT

A mystery over who dyed a cat bright pink has been solved after the pet's owner admitted she dyed the animal to match her own hair.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[mudstuffin]

how the flip is it the government's business what color a cat is? and why did they "wash" it? they ought to slap themselves with an asbo.

[Steve]

A cat that has been dyed, then washed? My late Siamese, Jasmine, would have skinned all involved. Then, she would have washed herself. She always took a bath after wet work.
She died four years ago. She is still remembered at the Vet's office as "Psycho Cat".

[Siouxie]

She dyed her p*ssy?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Leave it to Siouxie to get to the nub (so to speak).

[WVPlantman]

Souxie, had to, so the carpet, drapes and cat would match.

[sandy]

'The man who found Oi! Kitty was initially told to "sleep it off" when he told his wife that a pink cat had flown into their garden after returning from the pub'.

pink: YES!!!

flying:

...um, no

[Alyzabeth]

Well the kitty looks happy about everything.

[bonmot]

Who doesn't love pink pussies?

Ingredients for a Pink Pussycat
Gin
Pineapple Juice
Cherry Brandy
Quantities for one drink:
2 oz Gin
4 oz Pineapple Juice
1 tsp Cherry Brandy
Blending Instructions:
In an old-fashioned glass almost filled with ice cubes, combine the gin and pineapple juice
Stir well
Drop the cherry brandy into the center of the drink

What?

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

So, how did they know the cat was "returning from the pub"?

[nursecindy]

Obviously it didn't hurt the cat so what's the problem? I agree with mudstuffin. They should slap themselves with an asbo.

[DanstuckinIA]

Imagine my disappointment when I viewed the Suns version.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3153834/I-dyed-my-puss-pink.html

Still don't know how to do linky thingy

[bonmot]

Lookit nursecindy, slingin' the British slang.

Is our nurses larnin'? I'd say so.

[Martini Shark]

I thought a pink puss was a Cockney tradition.

Oh, and nobody show this story to Weingarten -- he'll go off on another one of his rants:
RSPCA officers suspected yobs had died the cat pink . . . Not "dyed", unless that's another British euphamism.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Here you go, Dan.

And here is your basic "how to link" instruction guide.

[Loudmouth]

Pink. It's the color of passion.

If it runs across your path do you get 7 years of getting lucky?

[Pirateboy]

Sorry, torturing an animal isn't funny.

[Ralph]

Dying a cat is not torture; giving it a bath may be.

[funny man]

The cat is screaming "HELP!! Get me away from this inhuman!!!"

I guess, however, it's better than pink eye(s).

Is this what happened to the Pink Panther?

Maybe Pink (the singer) will adopt her as mascot.

Gives a new, twisted meaning to "in the pink".